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love bite 

A small cluster of split veins on the neck from sucking. Given by lovers during sex or make outs. Can cause the receiving person to moan.

The person who is going to give the love bite sucks on the neck until a golf ball-ish sized mark appears on the neck. Losers use their vacuum cleaners to give themselves love bites. Some people see love bites as a mark that the person carrying the mark is either a slut or the person carrying the mark's girlfriend is a slut. But it simply shows that you are in a strong and healthy relationship.
1. Robbie started off by kissing Kim's neck, then gave her a love bite.

2. I'm so sad. *sobs* I'm gonna go give myself a lovebite with the vacuum cleaner.
love bite by paulmakespasties August 20, 2006

Love Bite 

A bite that has enough pressure for your loved one or significant other to feel it. It doesn't hurt or break the skin or leave a substantial mark. A playful and loving bite.
My baby's arms are so chubby I gave her a love bite on her arm.

My husband is so sweet I gave him a love bite on his forearm.
Love Bite by EAV7 February 18, 2021

love bite 

A way for insecure people to prove to everyone else that they are in a sexual relationship.
Person 1: *points to neck* "PHOAR look what Fran gave me."
Person 2: "Oh, how cute ....

you gave your vacuum cleaner a name ..."

love bite 

what most teachers have when they love their mr/mrs
woah, did you see that Mr Clayton had a love bite??
love bite by hiyafella345 December 11, 2018

Hoover Love Bite 

The red mark left on the skin of a person who has intentionally participated in intimate acts with a vaccum in lieu of a warm human body. The make and manufacture of said vaccuum is of no consequence.
It should also be noted that it is equally found amongst those who desire a mark to be visible(implying intimacy) as well as those who show the accidental mark caused by panic induced by the innevitable door knock or phone call.
Did you see the Hoover Love Bite on SGT D this morning?
Hoover Love Bite by Doc Jay April 10, 2008

Cornish Love bite 

When you smack someone’s nipples and growl
“I smack my nipples and go raaa!”
“Oph, that Cornish love bite’s gon hurts in the morning’
Cornish Love bite by Parry grip February 4, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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