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Louie's Law 

When something goes right, and three other things go wrong
I found twenty bucks in the road, then got hit by a car, driven by the guy my girlfriend cheated on me with, while she was blowing him. I blame Louie's Law
Louie's Law by T-man from D town November 7, 2010

Louie's Theory 

When something that should make absolute sense ends up being the complete opposite with absolutely no logical explanation.
SKT took Huni instead of Untara to worlds??? Wtf?? That's a load of Louie's Theory!
Louie's Theory by Diamond 5 legend September 13, 2017

Louie Anderson's Butter Factory 

A warm greasy place with a nostalgic smell
Visiting my grandma's estate felt like hopping into Louie Anderson's Butter Factory

What’s cooey Louie? 

Alternative greeting to What’s up? Generally utilized by lame Nor Cal wanna be trendsetters.
Hey Patas, what’s Cooey Louie?

Louie Slugger 

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
Louie Slugger by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020

Louie Stephens 

The hilarious and talented keyboardist/tambourine player of pop-rock band, Rooney.
Louie is is totally rad.
Louie Stephens by Natalie June 11, 2006