Lisa: “Ms. Laura sexually assaulted John lol”
Jimmy: “I hope that lorry didn’t sit on his face cause she’d be charged with fat degree murder”
Jimmy: “I hope that lorry didn’t sit on his face cause she’d be charged with fat degree murder”
by The_Father_of_Hoes November 29, 2019
A female architect that refuses to take shit from her consultants and contractors and knows how to give them "what for" in her soothing phone voice.
She's just one step away from being as beautiful, perfect and necessary as Gail.
She's just one step away from being as beautiful, perfect and necessary as Gail.
by semi_venus February 5, 2010
by Lilly Milly December 27, 2010
by imananonymouse April 2, 2021
He’s a very hot person but can be very annoying he’s athletic and has a good sense of humour and all the ladies want him ;) If you catch a Lorris don’t let him go
Taking a giant shit, dropping a mighty deuce, dropping off a van full of kids at the pool, taking every past/present/future Brown to the super bowl
Bro #1: Yo! Bro, go clean up after that disgusting mess you left in my bathroom.
Bro #2: Sorry.. I had the Taco Bell & Chipolte all you can eat buffet earlier, caused ne to Lorrie all over your toilet.
Bro #2: Sorry.. I had the Taco Bell & Chipolte all you can eat buffet earlier, caused ne to Lorrie all over your toilet.
by biiirrd August 23, 2011