Long Rifle; No Primer 

A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.

Posk has three women to deal with but he is crushing himself. Total long rifle; no primer!

Long Rifle; No Primer by spartyon2012 January 4, 2011

Kentucky long rifle 

The male begins anal intercourse to loosen the asshole. After that is accomplished, he then stands at the other side of the room while the female is still bent over. He cocks the nerf rifle with one bullet and shoots it into her asshole. (Anal sex with the female after the bullet has entered is optional but highly recommended)

She wanted to spice up the relationship so I surprised her with my Kentucky long rifle.

Kentucky long rifle by JakeGebhartUK69 November 13, 2016

The Middleburg Long Rifle

When a guy bends over and his woman grips his gear from underneath, with 3 finger around his satchel and her index finger on his wang and her thumb is pressed on his brown eye. When she pulls her index finger a pull like a trigger hew shouts "pew,pew,pew!"

Sophie used Jack like the middleburg long rifle.

The Middleburg Long Rifle by Leonard Jones February 28, 2026

Kentucky Longrifle 

The act of one man defecating into another man's urethral tract, and pushing the feces further in by shoving his penis inside of the other man's penis, in an act similar to using a ram rod to push the musket ball down the barrel of a musket, hence the name

John: "Dude, Sebastian gave me a Kentucky Longrifle last night and now my piss is brown."
Mark: "Holy fuck dude that's nasty."

Kentucky Longrifle by scrungusbungus December 23, 2023