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Carrying my locker.
The act of carrying all your books in your bookbag instead of switching them into your locker to save time in between classes. This can also be used to make sure you don't forget a book.
John: Woah! Dude what are you doing with all those books?
Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.
John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?
Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?
Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.
John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?
Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?
Carrying my locker. by Al Nunya October 13, 2009
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