Lizard

Lizard = Dick, Pennis, Hammer, Cock, wherewer you call it.

"If you squeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you"
motorhead

by Mali_BU April 22, 2010

Lizarding

The act of climbing an object (wall, tree, fence, pile of junk, etc.), stopping at anytime and staying completely motionless (except for your tounge) while keeping from laughing or smiling. You have to commit.

Woah! That lady is lizarding that brick wall like no other!

by TheLizardKing_ManyMoonsAgo July 27, 2011

LIzard

A COMPLETE SLUT.

All of the following are examples of lizards "lizzads"

That bitch tounges around like a lizard.
That pussys been beat so many times its rough like lizard skin.
Small quick little rave slut.

by kykezilla May 21, 2013

lizards

What someone might see while high on drugs. See "spiders" also.

Lizards! Shit! Get 'em off!!

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

lizard

an mental guy/girl who dont give a give a shit. and will kill for a snickers.

ben: that guys a lizard
micheal:i know
harrison:dont go near him he doesnt give a shit

by steveoooooo April 6, 2009

lizard

A hippie term for penis.

Cover up your lizard, Gene.

by David September 15, 2004

lizarding

to slither your tongue into someones mouth, like a lizard.

i thought my date was moving in for a kiss... but it was more like lizarding.

vy.. don't even try lizarding me

by noobasaurus May 24, 2011