Max and the Slippery Lizards 

also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.

That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!

yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.

Max and the Slippery Lizards by dickheads123 February 12, 2009

Lizard Squad 

A Bunch of no life attention seeking virgin faggots that took down XBOX and PSN on Christmas today. They have a bunch of retarded fans that have a lower IQ than Justin Beiber fans. They don't have any purpose they just do it for "fun". What a bunch of cunts.

The CIA will find the Lizard Squad and they will be in prison for the rest of their lives getting raped by a big black guy named "Bubba".

Lizard Squad by Rasalgaul December 25, 2014

lizard stomper 

A big, mean-looking construction worker who wears big-ass work boots and looks like he just doesn't give a shit. So called because if a lizard crawled in front of him, he wouldn't think twice - he'd just stomp it.

A couple of big, drunk lizard stompers came up to us and one punched my friend in the back and kept walking. I don't know what his fuckin problem was.

lizard stomper by Daru Zagus January 27, 2012

lizard slinging 

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.

We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!

lizard slinging by GilaChukker September 8, 2009

Lizard squad 

A bunch of cocksuckers who live in their parents basement using their retardness to ddos and hack Psn and XBL

. They also have multiple twitter accounts as they are butt scared that they will be banned. The CIA will hunt them down and send them to a mental prison for retardsSo hopefully they will drop the soap and get their tiny dicks mistaken for a vagina.

Lizard squad

Lizard squad by Lizard squad December 27, 2014

lizard skin 

stig/juul/anything that has nicotine

Chad: WHY THE FUCK DO WE NOT HAVE ANY LIZARD SKIN?
Tad: YOU USED THEM ALL FUCKING RETARD

lizard skin by ongekyume September 16, 2019

lizard squire 

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth

shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

lizard squire by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee May 4, 2014