Lithosexual is on the asexual spectrum. It means that someone does in fact experience sexual attraction, but they in no way want those feelings reciprocated. Another term for this is Quoisexual Koi-sexual. Another way to explain this may be "sex repulsed."
"Krys is biromantic lithosexual. They're attracted to their own and different genders, both romantically and sexually, but they don't like the idea of having sex with anyone at all.
Weeb: Damn, Litho Calrissian from The Empire Strikes Back is so hot, I want to suck his dick.
Tom: His name is LANDO CALRISSIAN not LITHO you fucking lithosexual idiot!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!