Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.
Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
by MST3K I like December 27, 2021
When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
by Ppgripper69420 January 12, 2021
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by raysif September 6, 2018
If something is "literally perfect," it causes 0 harm to anyone or anything and is 100% beneficial to the universe. Something or someone that is literally perfect cannot be improved in any way.
Literally perfect
by coveted seed July 28, 2023