When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
by You_Da_Monster September 4, 2011
1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.
2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.
2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.
The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.
by Trogdor August 10, 2004
by johnny someone January 10, 2009
It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
by Ace8904 February 5, 2008
by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019
1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
by king kennedy January 5, 2008
by Cav42 March 1, 2023