by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016
when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"
Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
by Pogoxman January 1, 2021
A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.
"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."
Refers to when things are not going your way.
"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."
Refers to when things are not going your way.
This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.
The beer tastes like shit.
The beer tastes like shit.
by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012
When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.
Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?
Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
by BobbyD February 16, 2016
Person 1: Hey how are you?
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!
by raphael-sorel October 20, 2013
by drsax November 26, 2009
*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*
by chickenwatermelon April 19, 2021