STINKS LIKE SHIT

I DO!!!!

No matter how much I shower I still STINKS LIKE SHIT. I wash my male clothes but my female clothes STINKS LIKE SHIT as I never wash them. I like to play little boy or little girl games called " STINKS LIKE SHIT ". The way you play the game STINKS LIKE SHIT is you say , " let's SEEYOURASSH0LE".

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021

Like shit to stink

A variation of the phrase "Like stink to shit". Doesn't really matter what order it's in, because wherever there's a stink, you can count on some shit being near by.

-Hey holmes, wanna go get BK'ed?
-Ya man, I'm on it like shit to stink.

by juniper July 8, 2005

Like shits on a stick

The phrase “like shits on a stick” is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.

*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*

by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019

I feel like shit

Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if

I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.

by Your lord and savior February 27, 2020

Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

i feel like shit

The feeling you have after (whether it's right then or soon after) you find out that you are the cause of someone either feeling sad, mad, or has been screwed over by your actions.

Man, i feel like shit after i found out my girl didn't want me to do what i did.

by Vilma's Mikey May 20, 2008

I feel like shit

Feeling really ill, maybe you have a hangover.

"I shouldn't of had that much wine yesterday, I feel like shit."

by Damnitscam March 3, 2017