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by omg man steezy September 21, 2020
1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
Adjective:: the name you give the love of your life..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023
Fat Lightning is the most supreme being in the universe by being the negative charge that creates everything that exists. Fat Lightning runs throughout the universe interacting with positive charges.
Fat Lightning is inside you.
by Fatlightning January 3, 2021
To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.
Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.
Tommy scored with a NLA.
Tommy scored with a NLA.
by S.13 July 22, 2022
Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.
Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack
Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her
Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her
Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
by S.13 July 27, 2022
Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!
by Irishbackrub June 1, 2018