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LHS Marching Band 

A large group of people at Lassiter High School that isolates itself from everyone else. Enjoys spending life playing flutes. See Cult Junkie.
Person a: Hey man what you doin this weekend?
Person b(band junkie): I'd like to do something but I have to spend 46 hours of my weekend practicing and playing at competitions so we can remain number one in the nation!
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LHS Marching Band 

n, A supremacist fascist organization who is hell bent on controlling every aspect of life at Lassiter High School.

aslo known as: The Band, Band Nazis
(Band Nazis): SIG HAIL DER BAND FUERER!!
(Der Band Fuerer): Yes my faithful minions, take over the school in the name of the band!
(Band Nazis): JA!, SIG HAIL, DER BAND!
LHS Marching Band by john November 30, 2004
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LHS Marching Band 

A large percent of Lassiter Highschool students who choose to spend their time walking around in a parkinglot getting yelled at.
student a: awesome we got a 9 to 9 this weekend.
student b: sweet!
LHS Marching Band by Matt B November 17, 2004

lhs marching band 

A clusterfuck of lassiter students who like to spend the entire day with band fags. they get enjoyment out of practicing, and get boners when they play a note in tune. see cult
Band fag # 1: Hey man i just got a new trombone
band fag # 2: Jinkies, that is the one i wanted for christmas. u lucky duck!
lhs marching band by Ryan L. December 15, 2004

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026