Leonia

A one-square mile town that nobody knows about because by the time you finish asking what town you are in, your already leaving.This town is very boring, and has absolutely nothing to do in it. The most fun kids can find is hanging out at the Dunkin Donuts, and going to the park. Most older people like it because it is a "quiet town"

Leonia is possibly the smallest and most boring town ever.

by boredperson<33 September 28, 2005

Leonia Middle School

Originally a place where only 6th-8th graders souls would be tormented, but recently opened up so that 5th graders could experience the pain too.

the middle school is actually a cult where the lms core values are worshipped above all things on earth

we gotcha local 50% asians, drug abusers, and expired milk. come to lms today so that you can go on the bus and enjoy the cafeteria ladies yelling at you for standing up.

Principal: "You have lost RESPECT for the LMS CORE VALUES! You need to integrate responsibility, respect, perseverance, integrity, and community in your lives, and this is why we are spending time here, giving a speech no one will care about, and taking your gym time away."

Leonia victim #1: "Dude Leonia Middle School sucks"

Leonia victim #2: "I found mold in my taco yesterday"

by 20dollarsSuperCash April 20, 2023

leonia middle school

some bum ass school

leonia middle school is the worst school in all of new jersey
have you heard of leonia middle?
nah what is it?
trust me you dont wanna know
-husam

by manny heffely November 13, 2019

Leonia High School

Possibly the ugliest, smallest school located in what might be the smallest, shittiest town in bergen county, New Jersey. The school is run by a group of idiots called the "Leonia Board of Education." Some say they should change their name to the "Leonia Board of Idiots." This "school" is literally the ugliest high school in New Jersey, if not the whole US.

I go to Leonia High School.
I am so sorry.

by wooooootyeahh April 11, 2011

Leonia Middle School

this school is pretty cool just not fun at all lit rally but the teachers are super nice and u know what only 1 person there has rights ✨

leonia middle school is okay kinda bad ngl

by anonymous girlie ✨ September 26, 2019

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by it’s ur girl September 1, 2019

leniah

A very beautiful girl; who has a huge butt, is shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she is really outgoing! She likes sneakers, music, family, money and basketball! She is a baller who is a tomboy but acts like a lady when it's time too be!! She is Just oh so Perfect!

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by Y W January 2, 2014