leimu
Leimu has the biggest dick in the world and is the type of person you should marry. A Leimu is also a person you should trust and have in your friend circle.
Leimu has a huge cock
leimu by Exploringkoala67 November 23, 2021
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lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang
A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021
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leisuring
A word made up by the band Australian band '5 Seconds of Summer'.
Leisuring is used when one of the Members, Luke Hemmings, is lying around (generally in comfortable, abnormal or slightly sexual positions) leisuring is now a common phrase used by the 5sosfam
Leisuring is used when one of the Members, Luke Hemmings, is lying around (generally in comfortable, abnormal or slightly sexual positions) leisuring is now a common phrase used by the 5sosfam
Luke: *lying on couch*
Calum: Oh looks like we've caught Luke in his Leisure time.
Luke: I'm just Leisuring out.
5sos fan: *lies on couch with feet in air*
Person: What are you doing?
5sos fan: oh, you know, just leisuring
Calum: Oh looks like we've caught Luke in his Leisure time.
Luke: I'm just Leisuring out.
5sos fan: *lies on couch with feet in air*
Person: What are you doing?
5sos fan: oh, you know, just leisuring
leisuring by Can't Think Of A Name November 15, 2013
The Beemer Lemur
Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.
The way The Beemer Lemur is performed
1) the guy takes off his partner's panties
2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
The way The Beemer Lemur is performed
1) the guy takes off his partner's panties
2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019
Leisure sentence
Guy 1: "Did that guy just say 'You're probably my new best friend?'"
Guy 2: "Yes he did."
Guy 1: "That's a leisure sentence."
Guy 2: "Yes he did."
Guy 1: "That's a leisure sentence."
Leisure sentence by Jamal Rakens February 1, 2010
Leisure Centre
Rubbing someone's stomach whilst going in through the back door. Some people use massage oil however it is not necessary, just use spit :)
Leisure Centre by CubicAtom April 5, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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