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Left or right 

Left or right is something someone says if they want to smoke marijuana f you choose left you want to be left behind if you choose right you want to get right to it.
Left or right by ADIrules1 December 27, 2018

left or right? 

The pant leg in which guys prefer their "thing" to hang. It can't just hang there, you know, they have to put it somewhere.

lean left or right 

Girl #1: I just met this intellectual guy.

Girl #2: That's great, does he lean left or right?
lean left or right by jratchet April 18, 2018

right or left? 

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first
I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?
right or left? by dkarez4u June 24, 2010

Am i right or am i left 

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?