I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023
a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
by sir curly January 26, 2007
Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.
Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
by Human Pickled Punk May 7, 2016
Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do
by Real Ram October 10, 2019
The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.
Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.
Allen: Your majesty.. I-....
Allen: Your majesty.. I-....
by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019
A left winged nut is someone that is a liberal extremist.
There are somebody that is overly vocal about their opinion, and is confident that it is the correct one.
There are somebody that is overly vocal about their opinion, and is confident that it is the correct one.
Many people refer to Al Gore as a left-winged nut, especially after his controversial movie, "An Inconvenient Truth," where he skews data pertaining to the effect of Global Warming.
by Justanothergal November 18, 2010
To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).
Sam : Hey Franklin!
Franklin : Oh hey Sam!
Sam : Where's that money you owe me?
Franklin : Fuck your money.
Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.
Franklin : Oh hey Sam!
Sam : Where's that money you owe me?
Franklin : Fuck your money.
Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.
by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019