leefer 

A small marijuana joint. The kind of joint you would be too embarrassed to share or smoke in public. Not to be confused with a roach. Likely to get four pulls of smoke or less. A baby doobie.

joint reefer pot spliff roach doobie

I had enough weed leftover to roll a leefer.

Instead of pulling out his bowl, he rolled a leefer.

leefer by Freetobewickedme June 1, 2016

Leeker 

Racial slur for non leek believers.
Very derogatory and rude.

For example: Fuck you Lumi you leeker.

Lumi is a leeker. Don't be like Lumi.

Leeker by Lissan December 27, 2020

Leafer Madness 

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams

I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!

Leafer Madness by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

Liefer 

A dumb ass lil bitch who likes to juggle the nutsacs of those above him in order to move up the ladder.

Liefers often try desperately to impress everyone but doesn't realize everyone can read right through him. They add absolutely no value to society or the organization that employs them.

Liefers can often seen in their natural corporate habitat with sweat on their brow and manjuice in their hair while exiting the elevator with one of his superiors. They also have peculiarly beady eyes that creeps the hell out of everyone around them.

Did you see that boy Liefer? Dude looked like he just gave the full service package to the SVP!

Liefer by PBJ Hater April 3, 2009

Leifer 

A dumb ass lil bitch who likes to juggle the nutsacs of those above him in order to move up the ladder.

Leifers often try desperately to impress everyone but doesn't realize everyone can read right through them. They add absolutely no value to society or the organization that employs them.

Leifers are commonly seen in their natural corporate habitat with sweat on their brow and manjuice in their hair while exiting the elevator with one of his superiors. They also have peculiarly beady eyes that creeps the hell out of everyone around them.

Did you see that boy Leifer? Dude looked like he just gave the full service package to the SVP!

Leifer by PBJ Hater April 3, 2009

leeger 

1. A true genius. In the 18th century, great attention was afforded by leegers as people were enamored by their talent and wisdom. It was in this period, the word beleaguered came to be known as the feeling one gets when in the presence of a leeger.

2. Out of your league.

3. One who loves Big League Chew.

Dude, I've been working on that problem for three weeks, and you came here and solved it in five minutes!!! Fuckin' Leeger!!!

leeger by paulito de basterd March 26, 2010

Leeford

a chef, doctor, policeman, handyman, personal trainer, weightlifter, basketball coach, farmer, racecar driver, pyschologist, scientist, sex therapist, archealogist, fisher, hunter, tennis coach, fashion stylist, parenting expert, singer of monster love ballads, owner of famous "fly-back", love guru, generally knows everything about everything!! Just ask him if you don't believe it.

How do grow peanuts? Ask Leeford -he knows!!

Leeford by Sexysteffie February 10, 2009