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A dumb ass lil bitch who likes to juggle the nutsacs of those above him in order to move up the ladder.

Leifers often try desperately to impress everyone but doesn't realize everyone can read right through them. They add absolutely no value to society or the organization that employs them.

Leifers are commonly seen in their natural corporate habitat with sweat on their brow and manjuice in their hair while exiting the elevator with one of his superiors. They also have peculiarly beady eyes that creeps the hell out of everyone around them.
Did you see that boy Leifer? Dude looked like he just gave the full service package to the SVP!
Leifer by PBJ Hater April 3, 2009
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no lifer 

someone who dosent work and has no friends except online.
Rehmeyer is such a no lifer.
no lifer by jenfs October 21, 2007

no lifer 

Somebody who devotes their life to one specific activity because they have absolutely nothing better to do in their spare time. One such example is somebody who plays video games more than 12 hours a day because they have nothing better to do. No activity is exempt from this though, and video games can't be singled out, this applies to sports, outdoor activities, etc...
no_lifer: You have no life. All you do is play video games.
other_guy: No, I have other things I can do. I just choose to play video games.
no_lifer: Well what about me. All I have to do with my life is play football? I'm not a no lifer. I have friends.
other_guy: Actually, you don't have a life. Just having friends and spending your time playing sports doesn't mean you automatically have a life.
no lifer by videogameplayer January 17, 2011

No Lifer 

Someone who updates twitter / facebook / their personal blog (WTF, who owns these? we don't care what you think!) practically every moment, detailing EVERY SINGLE event that happened in their day.

So you're trying to prove to us that you have a life...but you honestly don't. We don't care what you're doing.
A: -twitters- MM, I'm hungry.
A: -twitters- YUM going to starbucks now!
A: -facebooks- Going to my boyfriends now!
A: -twitters later- Giving my bf a bj! GTG!

We don't care. x_X Stupid no lifer.

Leafer Madness 

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams
I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!
Leafer Madness by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021
1. Someone who is sentenced to life in prison
2. When a birder sees a bird they've never seen before
1. He murdered his whole family so now he's a lifer
2. I just saw a Red-throated Loon, it was a lifer!
Lifer by (****()) August 25, 2022

MLS Lifer 

A derogatory term used by U.S. Men's National Soccer Team fans to older Major League Soccer players who get national team callups instead of the younger and more skilled European-based players who have more competitive experience.
I can't believe they called up this bum MLS lifer Aaron Long for the World Cup over John Brooks, a completely better defender with actual experience against European teams.
MLS Lifer by ENoscatt June 5, 2023
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I hit a real purple patch.

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