a city 2 hours from d-town and 2 hours from the 6ix. 6gods used to call us hicks cuz we only had 8 movie theatres or wait, they thought we only had one. bitch we expanded. we lit now. we aint even finna go to concerts in t-o no mo cuz we got hipster bands at dive bars and music hall. bitch 21 pilots doing a show here.
twitter feed: #LdnOnt we need to get a committee together to help our homeless get homes FASTER
guy: *calls Deb at CityHall* "hey deb, fax me a list of affordable housing. im gonna build a community centre"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.