lawn mower showdown 

Lawn mower competition

Eric and the neighbor are having some sort of lawn mower showdown.

lawn mower showdown by Lgc1987 March 22, 2017

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano 

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009

The Spicy Lawn mower 

While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.

Rob: yo bro Denise and I totally did The Spicy Lawn Mower.
Bro: did it hurt?

The Spicy Lawn mower by pubic hair research team March 26, 2013

kentucky style lawn mower 

It's when your fucking a girl from behind and on the last stride you hit it hard and at the same time cut her arms out from under her giving her face carpet burn.

I hope you shaved bc here comes the kentucky style lawn mower.

kentucky style lawn mower by Breast feed January 23, 2018

Swiss lawn mower 

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

Swiss lawn mower by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Swiss lawn mower 

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

Swiss lawn mower by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018