Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.

Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.
Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.
by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019
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