In laws

When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit

Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back

by Kidswillbekids May 17, 2019

The Law

Name for a penis. Used solely for the purpose of being able to say that one is about to "lay down The Law" instead of "have sex". Accredited to Patrick of the Ace Deuce in 2008.

Hey man what did you do last night?

Well, I laid down The Law with some chick...if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*

by youknowme... December 7, 2009

Law

A rule or point of view which is non negotiable. A policy which is not up for discussion.

word,straight up,truth,policy,fact

Q: Dude, can I borrow your car?
A: No
Q: Why not bro?
A: That's the law!

by Werd Smith May 20, 2009

lawful

means the same as legit

my name is Wesley
thats lawful

by mandrews123456789 July 3, 2010

law-in-law

When someone in your immediate family marries a police officer.

My sister married a cop. Now he’s my law-in-law

by omgwhiz April 13, 2020

Will's Law

A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.

Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L

George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.

Will: GAH!

by George Hoefer April 22, 2005

Will's Law

A universal law that states "Without your sacrifice and actions of the past, the present would have turned out much worse."

Joe: I got stuck in traffic today. I wish I would have made that earlier left turn, I could have been 20 minutes earlier!
Will: Yeah, but if you did go left, you probably would have been 30 minutes late. Will's Law means that you would have come out worse doing what you thought could have been better.
Joe: You're probably right, no sense dwelling on the past.

by The Button King September 30, 2020