by R4nd0mF4660t November 26, 2011
The name for a dickhead, who thinks they're enforcement for a certain shop or area. "The Law" is used as a Title.
That guy, who works in Poundland stocking shelves, The Law is a right dickhead. Kicked me and my mates out for talking too loud at lunch.
by ScreaminChaos March 01, 2018
Name for a penis. Used solely for the purpose of being able to say that one is about to "lay down The Law" instead of "have sex". Accredited to Patrick of the Ace Deuce in 2008.
Hey man what did you do last night?
Well, I laid down The Law with some chick...if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*
Well, I laid down The Law with some chick...if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*
by youknowme... December 07, 2009
Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.
by Uncle Des August 10, 2010
A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:
P = (1/C*S)(E)
Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.
P = (1/C*S)(E)
Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.
Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.
by MonsieurLaw December 06, 2011
Another word for "technically."
Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to
by malignanttumour May 14, 2019
The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.
by ChaiKittyBurps July 13, 2021