The Law

Sylvester Stallone.

"I AM THE LAW. DROP YOUR WEAPONS."
- Sylvester Stallone as "Judge Dredd" in the film "Judge Dredd".

by R4nd0mF4660t November 26, 2011

The Law

The name for a dickhead, who thinks they're enforcement for a certain shop or area. "The Law" is used as a Title.

That guy, who works in Poundland stocking shelves, The Law is a right dickhead. Kicked me and my mates out for talking too loud at lunch.

by ScreaminChaos March 1, 2018

The Law

Name for a penis. Used solely for the purpose of being able to say that one is about to "lay down The Law" instead of "have sex". Accredited to Patrick of the Ace Deuce in 2008.

Hey man what did you do last night?

Well, I laid down The Law with some chick...if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*

by youknowme... December 7, 2009

In-law in-law

Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"

You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."

by Uncle Des August 9, 2010

Law's Law

A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:

P = (1/C*S)(E)

Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.

by MonsieurLaw December 6, 2011

By law

Another word for "technically."

Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to

by malignanttumour May 13, 2019

Will-Law

The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.

"I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude."

by ChaiKittyBurps July 13, 2021