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lavaya's name describes her so well...it cant get any better than her
Lavaya by lavaya February 8, 2010
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landyacht 

A large, unwieldy, typically American automobile originating from earlier model years, specifically the 1960s up until the 1990s. General characteristics of a landyacht are tremendous proportions including a length that rivals that of an aircraft carrier, an asphalt crushing curb weight similar to that of a fully grown hippopotamus, giving the landyacht the distinctive Spanish-Galleon-like handling and a gentle, couch-like ride along with the turning radius larger than that of a big rig. Landyachts are typically powered by unnecessarily large big block V8 engines producing hilariously low amounts of horsepower mated to a sloppy 3 or 4 speed automatic transmission. If you spot a landyacht, it is likely making futile attempts to park, attempting a 27-point turn across an intersection, losing a hubcap, or drinking large amounts of fuel at a gas station.

Noteworthy landyachts:
Lincoln Continental
Cadillac Sedan de Ville
Oldsmobile Delta 88
Chevrolet Caprice
Buick Roadmaster
Cadillac Sixty Special
Mercury Colony Park
Ford Country Squire
And the recently discontinued Ford Crown Victoria/Lincoln Town Car/Mercury Grand Marquis

Extended length pickup trucks and SUVs may also be considered landyachts.
Person 1: Holy shit look at that thing, it's like 25 feet long
Person 2: That's a landyacht. Let's watch him try to park.
landyacht by jminthemachine March 15, 2015
1. Gift of God
2. A unique person
3. Someone who's smart and wise more than other people around him/her
- She is so different from others
- - she might be Lavyar
Lavyar by Mx Robot July 6, 2020

LaVeyan Satanism 

A kick ass satanic religion that’s basically atheism, but more intense.
God, yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard of LaVeyan Satanism?
LaVeyan Satanism by Cryolo December 19, 2019

LaVeyan Satanism 

The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.
The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)

lavda lassun 

Keith: Garlic DICK!
actual: "this and that", "all this"
I have to do this, that, lavda lassun...
lavda lassun by Anupam December 14, 2003