Laser Tag

The Sport that Surpasses Paintball and Airsoft. Its the best sport if you can find the ol dusty acient guns at garage sales. Paintball and Airsoft owe every thing to this game.

Pballer: Hehe Look at my paintball gun hehe, i shot u and ure colorfull now.
Airsofter: Hehe Look at my airsoft gun, oops i jammed it by cocking it to much cause im a crack head.
UBERLaserTagger: HEHE stfu u bitches, "Zaap, Zaap!" hehe now u got ball cancer bitch!

by PooperMkChicken December 12, 2003

laser tag

a game of skill.

Yoooo Ian got his ass beat in laser tag the other day

by COOLERTHANME123 December 30, 2011

laser tag

The public bathroom game for males; when in a stall, you and the person in the stall next to you try to pee on each other's shoes under the barrier.

Friend: Hey, why are your shoes all wet?
You: Oh, me and the guy in the stall next to me were playing laser tag.

by Spoony_Bard March 3, 2008

laser tag

is when you meet up in a laser tag place in the dead of night to have hott sex

We are gunna have some hott laser tag sex.

by maddie ray April 8, 2007

Laser tag

The act of shooting at a silhouette in the fog

Yo man I was playing laser tag last night hit dude right in the chest

by Juggalo ginger July 11, 2018

Laser tag

Laser tag is mainly when a person gets angry at a game of laser tag and starts attacking people in the game.

“Look guys! Sam is having a laser tag moment!”

by Soviet_Slav January 5, 2024

Laser Tag Theory

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.

Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.

Oh damn about time! How was it?

I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.

Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you

by Hellpablo June 15, 2020