Lard ass

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An unbearably large chub ass.

I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"

Lard ass by The best lmao December 19, 2016

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lard ass

A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.

lard ass by Jer Kremski January 25, 2005

That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.

lard ass by Lisa November 7, 2003

Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.

Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.

lard ass by Kay-Rub June 22, 2005

when somebodies butt just looks nasty...or they just plain UGLY

ryan cambers (chunk)

lard ass by ladlo March 5, 2004

Somebody who is so Fat that their Ass has become almost as big as the rest of their body

Look at that Lard Ass that is emmbarASSing

Lard Ass by Will181 September 12, 2009