Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.

I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"

by The best lmao December 19, 2016

lard ass

A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.

Mike Hoffer,Ed Grabinski

by Jer Kremski January 25, 2005

lard ass

A fat person

That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.

by Lisa November 7, 2003

lard ass

Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.

Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.

by Kay-Rub June 22, 2005

lard ass

when somebodies butt just looks nasty...or they just plain UGLY

HIGH-BOOTY LOOKS LIKE A LARD ASS

by MZ DOUGLAS May 13, 2009

lard ass

big fat smelly bastard

ryan cambers (chunk)

by ladlo March 5, 2004

Lard Ass

Somebody who is so Fat that their Ass has become almost as big as the rest of their body

Look at that Lard Ass that is emmbarASSing

by Will181 September 12, 2009