Lard-on

When you eat too much food and your belly is too big to even see your own cock.

"Fuck, that bargain bucket gave me a lard-on so i pissed on the floor."

by DaveSiiick November 22, 2012

Lard

Someone or something that is worse then the term Butters

Guy 1: Yoooo dude, check out that girl, shes buff!

Guy 2: Naaaah fam, she aint even butters, she's Lard

by ManLykeAdi October 21, 2017

Larding

To do nothing of any real interest, usually at home or at a mates house. Does not require the consumption of beer, but it helps.

John: What you up to Ste?
Ste: I'm just larding, what you up to?
John: Just larding on the internet dude.

by Zymotik May 15, 2007

Lard

A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!

"Hey Lard"
"Hey what"

by elese, em, milly & shannon January 28, 2009

Lard

An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.

Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.

by gongkia December 27, 2003

Lard

Lards are fat people that people use to cook their burger meat in.

Tina you fat lard come get some dinner

by froggeries September 17, 2016

larding

1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.

This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.

by jabba the slut October 11, 2011