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Disgusting fatty substance

Used for cooking
Can lead to obesity if overused

Can also be a last name of numerous wildly unattractive douchebags

Said douchebags usually are unable to hold an erection with a female and resemble malnourished sickly prison camp survivors

Usually think they are far superior and need put in their place

Prefer video games over people
I used so much lard when I made that dish today you'll probably gain five pounds.

Oh you mean elliot lard. I saw him on YouTube once. Gross
by Twistedtee September 03, 2015
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N. The Deity to whom televangelists pray
"We've been able to get our $8,000,000,000 in pledges-uh to support the new Mercedes for the Children outreach. Praise the Lard!"
by DaBunny June 03, 2005
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Someone or something that is worse then the term Butters
Guy 1: Yoooo dude, check out that girl, shes buff!

Guy 2: Naaaah fam, she aint even butters, she's Lard
by ManLykeAdi October 21, 2017
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A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!
"Hey Lard"
"Hey what"
by elese, em, milly & shannon January 27, 2009
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An annoying fatass whom you still hang out with even though he's a moron and his speech and thoughts never make any sense. Alledged to have marijuana flowing in his bloodstream.
Why thinking like Lard you dumbass.
by gongkia December 27, 2003
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Lards are fat people that people use to cook their burger meat in.
by froggeries September 17, 2016
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