Larchmont is a town located in southern Westchester County and is basically the richest town in the u.s. and probably one of the richest in the world. It's at the very bottom of New York state on the water (long island sound) and everyone belongs to some kind of yacht club or country club. All the parents are either doctors, lawyers, business owners or bankers and everyone's house is well over $1,000,000 no matter how small it is. The town is full of fancy cars and not only do the adults drive fancy cars but so do the kids (think BMWs, Mercedes, Range Rovers, Audis, Maseratis.) This town is also one of the preppiest out there (think polo shirts, khakis, sperrys, etc.) Not only are the people preppy but they also wear every kind of designer clothing, shoes, and bags you could think of. The kids are all super snobby and spoiled and go to one of the best most fancy high schools out there and most of them play some type of rich sport like squash, lacrosse, or horseback riding. All the kids will end up getting into extremely competitive Ivy League schools. This will make it easier for them to get good jobs even though they wont need them because most of them will already be set for life due to the trust funds set up by their parents. If you aren't rich and preppy you probably don't belong here. The surrounding towns- Scarsdale, Rye, Bronxville, and a few others are basically identical and have only a few minor differences.
Mom: How about we go to Brooks Brothers and get you a nice outfit to wear to the Larchmont yacht club tonight?
Son: But I wanted to wear my Lacoste or Ralph Lauren with my Sperrys.
Wife: Honey I don't know if I want to buy a Land Rover or a BMW.
Husband: Why don't we just buy a Ferrari...or two.
Friend 1: I think I'm going to move to Larchmont
Friend 2: Is your income above $5,000,000 a year?
Friend 1: No
Friend 2: I don't think you can afford to live there.
Son: But I wanted to wear my Lacoste or Ralph Lauren with my Sperrys.
Wife: Honey I don't know if I want to buy a Land Rover or a BMW.
Husband: Why don't we just buy a Ferrari...or two.
Friend 1: I think I'm going to move to Larchmont
Friend 2: Is your income above $5,000,000 a year?
Friend 1: No
Friend 2: I don't think you can afford to live there.
by GiGi85 September 8, 2012
Where people have egos as large as their bank accounts and they don't give a damn about anyone besides themselves, unless they are bored and are looking for someone to bitch at.
by pissty July 11, 2008
a large country club located on the long island sound. most of the middle aged men and women who belong there are often drunk 85% of the time. the life guards have no idea what they are doing, and they docks surface is 99% bird poop, 1% wood. the people who work at the sign in place at the front of the clubhouse are often RETARD mexicans. The club is 70% christians, 20% jews, 5% blacks, 4% english, 1& chinese, and .00001% mexican.
by yoyoyo101010 May 15, 2009
A rich club on the southeastern Long Island sound that a bunch of loud, obnoxious party crazed kids belong to. Most of the club sails and most of the sailors are very good. They have tennis and paddle, swimming and diving. They are a rich af club with rich af members in a rich af town.
"Those Larchmont Yacht Club kids are being real loud and annoying." "yeah but they sure are good sailors"
by sailorgurl4evs February 24, 2015