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laquindon

A ghetto boy who likes to laugh at everything. He is not a shy person because he is most likely an actor.
Oh laquindon is so fucking ghetto. (In a good way)
by quin 😂 March 27, 2015
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jack laundon

The hottest cutie in computer science class. I love the way he clacks his keyboard so subtley yes sexily. If i were to be bred by any other human i would want it to be jack laundon. they sexy bugger.
anon: I wick jack laundon would ram me for hours at a time
by Arfffiethecutie March 15, 2022
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Laindon roadman

A laindon roadman is a boy usually aged from 11-40
These creatures are usually found in basildon or laindon, they would wear a Nike tracksuit (usually gray) Nike tn’s, a black north face puffer jacket, and a Nike cap. They top it off with their iPhone 5c (usually white or blue) oh and let’s not forget it’s cracked.
They use word like
Fit/peng/ my g/bro/broski/ wag1 ect

They fall for the trash girl that piles on makeup and more than likely is from laindon, they listen to xxxtentacion, stormyz and that’s when they embrace they’re inner roadman, when this occurs you have to run from these dangerous animals

Thanks bye add me on this @ella_priv1xo 😙
Loren: he looks shit
James: he’s a laindon roadman
by Ella xoxo xoxo July 15, 2018
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Laindon

Laindon / Langdon Hills is a small town within Basildon, Essex and is considered to the be the rich, cocky part of Basildon linking in with Dunton, West Horndon and Brentwood.

Laindon tends to be anti-chav however due to its location within Basildon, residents tend to be associated with this stereotype. The residents are very Conservative and come under the 'Basildon and Billericay' constituency, instead of the chav-ridden 'West Basildon' constituency.

Laindon is home to large houses areas of land more towards Dunton and Langdon Hills, and smaller premium housing villages closer towards Laindon Station.
You going Basildon, its full of chavs there?

No way, I'm off to Laindon to go horse-riding and have a pool party.

Oooo check you out.
by Orangehead86 January 1, 2012
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Laquinton

Laquinton uses his words as physical strength
by @Slackituptrell November 24, 2021
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Laundon

She doesn’t share her feelings to just anyone. She bottles up everything and acts angry when she is is hiding pain. On the inside behind the pain she is more Beautiful than most anyone. When found by her soul mate she stands at the edge in fear strandling the opportunity to give trust and let him in. She has no idea the happiness that awaits with her prince.
I really need my Laundon.
by Creach May 30, 2018
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