Landkini 

A skimpy bathing suit like outfit worn by entertainers

Did you see gaga's landkini at the suoerbowl halftime show

Landkini by Daddymonster February 23, 2017

Landmining 

To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on

I'm going to be landmining the beach today.

Landmining by Cobrastrike June 30, 2014

Landini

The alpha male. Can be used as a complement towards a man. It means that you are a great specimen of a human being

That kid is the opposite of a jackass, he is a major Landini

Landini by Wordiezzzzz May 3, 2006

wet landini 

when you jack off and take a shit at the same time in a public restroom.

I'm too fucking busy to dump and pull, so I took a wet landini.

wet landini by Danny Ponder March 19, 2004

landlining 

The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.

"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"

landlining by kifli1 February 15, 2010

landmining 

a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.

he opened the door and started landmining an arizona iced tea

landmining by brahski666 July 25, 2011

landmining 

To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.

I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.

landmining by E4member June 22, 2012