lanci danci 

lanci danci is probably a nickname for someone, someone amazing really in my case. lanci danci is that person that is really a good friend, one you shouldnt let go. meant to give a long definition but i cant explain them in words. all i can say if u meet a friend and give them a name as lanci danci, theyre probably amazing...

person1: i thought of a nickname for u!
person2: really?!?!?!!?what is it!
person1: lanci danci
person2: *cries of happiness*

lanci danci by deppressed gay bitch February 7, 2022

Lance Vance Dance 

Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...

1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.

2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.

1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"

2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!

Lance Vance Dance by Colleen & Natalie June 12, 2007

Lance Vance Dance 

Created by Lance Vance from GTA: Vice City. The Lance Vance Dance (pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce).

1. The Lance Vance Dance consistes of the video game character shooting out of a helicopter and cussing out people who can't hear him.

2. Your best friend humping your couch.

1. Dude, let's steal a helicopter and do the Lance Vance Dance.

2. "Natalie totally did the Lance Vance Dance on Colleen's couch."

Lance Vance Dance by C-Fo December 15, 2008

Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

Dancing Lance by toastedfresh October 26, 2017