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Arse Amplifier 

A Toilet: because of echo made when you involuntarily fart while in the sitting position.
Nick: Jeez, that curry was a hot one last night, I think I'm gonna go play some tunes on the Arse Amplifier
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg
Arse Amplifier by Streaker30 June 1, 2009

AMPlifier 

A sure fire way to create contempt amongst a sales team.
The AMPlifier makes me hate my job.
AMPlifier by choicer April 22, 2009

AMPlifier 

a platform to direct sales and Account Management Process responsibilities that relies on business intelligence and targeted marketing campaigns.

The concept was created in April of 2008 and later branded as AMPlifier in July of that year by a creative and forward thinking group of interested parties.
"My pipeline for new biz is HUGE this quarter, AMPlifier has been coming up BIG for me."
AMPlifier by streamcrosserSCC April 8, 2009

human amplifier 

human amplifier

When someone takes earbuds and puts them in thier nose then turns it on full volume presses play and opens thier mouth there by amplifying the song through thier head and the human amplifier
Dude1 "hey man the docking station's broke."
Dude2 "it's ok man just get jimmy his mouth is so big he's the best human amplifier
human amplifier by the king 42 April 18, 2014

Samplifier

A Samplifier is a digital electronic device, also known as a "modeling" or "profiling" amp, for use with electric guitars and other electronic instruments. It samples and learns the characteristics of an actual instrument amplifier, which can then be saved for future use as well as transferred to other similar devices. The amplifier can then be used in place of the amplifier from which the sample was taken.
The samplifiers on the market today are getting quite good, but there are many who feel that they can't quite capture the sound of a real vacuum tube (valve) amplifier.

amplifier 

The thing that puts out the voltages and frequencies that allow speakers to "do their thang". It can be built into them or, if it isn't, be a seperate appliance or in a stereo unit.
My speakers don't go loud enough, they need a more powerful amplifier!