lumpismo

1. The tendency or act of abruptly changing (or attempting to shift) the topics of discussion or a meeting to a larger, containing category.

2. An abrupt attempt to shift topics to ones only broadly or peripherally related to the original ones.

My companion's constant lumpismo finally sidetracked the whole point of our talk.

lumpismo by PoppaCrumpalicious February 19, 2018

Limpism 

It is a common condition in non-native English speakers where a person can either spell or pronounce a word as easy as "The upper limb" as "Upper limp" or can do both things at the same time. This condition has been noticed to take its toll on medical students of Jasak.
If you ever encounter a limpistic, run. They will surely fuck up your brain.
The usage of the term has expanded to include anyone who butchers entire sentences unintentionally.
Some other common characteristics that one might be able to observe is that a "limpistic" individual shows some Karen-like personality traits.

Speaker A: Doctor, can you plz rebeat upper limp innervation?
Speaker B: That's limpism for you right there at its mighty glory.
As you can see here, speaker A used replaced the words "repeat" and "limb" with "rebeat" and "limp".

"Doctor there is problem with my mice".
As you can see here, "mic", short for microphone, has been replaced with "mice". This conversation can be seen in an online class.

Limpism by Mufasa of Nastahlek February 27, 2021

Lampis 

Lampis is the best greek name. He fucks you every night and you can find his balls if you search very deeply in your ass.

Lampis' dick is ** cm

Lampis by Θεμιφόνης ο Κύων October 29, 2019

Lampish 

adject. Being in a state of calm, social lassitude.

Beth thought about going jogging but, feeling lampish, decided to stay on the couch and listen to her roommates heckling the freshmen in the quad.

Lampish by John Wallace November 14, 2003

Lampis 

A tall person, very handsome who knows every female pornstar and loves ass ( more than boobs). He also usually makes racist jokes and likes to smoke weed. His favorite word is "TI ME NOIAZ" which translates from greek "Why do i care?". He can eat pretty much everyhting and can go several days without taking a bath.

Dont be such a Lampis go take a shower.

Lampis by KONKARAB June 17, 2023

Lampis 

A tall and hansome person who usually makes racist jokes. He prefers ass over boobs and can name every single female pornstar that exists. He has the funny rizz and can get laid pretty easily. His favorite phrase is " TI ME NOIAZ" which translates from greek to " why do i care?". Also he can go several days without taking a bath and eats pretty much everything.

Dont be such a Lampis go take a shower.

Lampis by KONKARAB June 17, 2023