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lamm

1: Jeff Lamm
2: Like A Mad Monster, used when describing something that is s serious, OC, or like what. From a degenerate language developed by Eric Banares, Mark Sojka and subordinates.
Dude, she had serious jammers, they were Lamm.
by Peter O'Toole December 15, 2004
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lamm

an acronym for "lover and mistress marriage", this term is used to define:

a): a specific type of marriage (not to be confused with an open relationship, where cheating is, mostly, mutually consentual and often the couples involved are in common-law or civil marriages) where the partners are, legally speaking, fully married, and are neither legally separated nor divorced, and still cheat on each other. Since this is not an open relationship, it can only happen when one or both partners are ignorant of the fact that they are, or may be, cheating on each other.

If neither of the partners involved are ignorant of the cheating, they should not be deemed to be an open relationship, but should be seen to be as mutually adultrous and in a lamm but choosing to do nothing about it, which is absolutely their right, since the legal should not get involved until someone decides to file charges.

b): a neutral or pejorative term, depending on the context, for a movie, book, newspaper article or tv show where the plot revolves around a couple in a lamm marriage.

An epitomy of such a scenario would be the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
two people are in conversation

person a): did you see the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

person b): yup I did, I thought it was a lamm, that's what I found so funny about it.

person a): lol, I even heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in a lamm in real life as well.

person b): wtf? did you just say that? I find it hard to believe. Tone it down, you are really living underwater.
by Uncle Dimma February 29, 2012
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lamm

Yeah, they induced on 09/09/09. Had nothing to do with the baby's health, just another LAMM for the mom.
by lkj2 September 21, 2009
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Kiss Ass lamm

Someone who wants to flatter someone in every way because they desperately want their approval
Brooks lamm Deleted that video because he’s kiss ass Lamm bitch mutha fucka who wants nothing but Joesph karnath to like him and approve of him
by Nickthesmokerfan101 March 11, 2020
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lammergeier

1. Bearded Vulture, the only member of the genus Gypaetus.

2. According to the iPhone's autocorrect, it's another way to say "let me go..." (See example)
1. Dude, hey, I saw a Lammergeier when I was up in the mountains on my Europe trip!

2. "Lammergeier check my schedule."
by shadowochibi December 12, 2010
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Lammy

One who is a shining light in a beacon of darkness. One who is always happy and makes others feel better about themselves
Oh your so cute Lammy! Lammy makes me feel all good on the inside!
by TheLeBou August 18, 2009
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Hottie Lammoti

basically a code word for that older hot mexican cowboy that you’ve been crushing on forever but don’t know how to talk to lol
damn look at hottie lammoti man he’s hot
by that one bitch! March 27, 2020
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