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Lambardi Slap 

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To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it
Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick
Lambardi Slap by alaa October 18, 2007
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lombardi slap 

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The act of smacking one's penis across another's face
The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.
lombardi slap by Pimpo June 10, 2004
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Lombardi Slap 

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The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.
Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.
Lombardi Slap by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011
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