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Lambardi Slap 

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it
Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick
Lambardi Slap by alaa October 18, 2007

lombardi slap 

The act of smacking one's penis across another's face
The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on his face was evidence that he received a Lombardi Slap after passing out.
lombardi slap by Pimpo June 10, 2004

Lombardi Slap 

The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.
Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.
Lombardi Slap by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011
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