lady thing

Anything pertaining to ladies. Lady things can range from tea parties to bodily functions. Generally a sore topic amongst men (in fact, you'll probably never hear a man refer to a lady thing as a "lady thing.")

"you hook with louise last night?"
"nah she bored my boner with all this talk about lady things."
"wow, never say 'lady things' again."

lady thing by Desmond White December 1, 2009

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lady-thing

An affectionate or comical term referring to a female friend.

"You're a precious lady-thing," or, "You're my little lady-thing."

lady-thing by Lauren Clacher April 21, 2006

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silky lady things

What southern belles pack in the bottoms of their suitcases.

Gina's upstairs putting on her silky lady things.

The bottom drawer is for my silky lady things.

silky lady things by ChadNads October 14, 2007

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Ladything

Someone who appears to be a man but is in fact a woman. This person is not neccessarily a tranny.

Yo, Jimmy! Look at that whack ladything over there!

Ladything by beatlebum7 December 6, 2010

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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