laczko 

laczko is the last name of a chad

laczko is so chad

laczko by bigballznigga November 21, 2023

lackofpussyphomia 

A common illness in those who don’t get pussy often. Yes, it is contagious.

“Man, ion get NO pussy…I think I got like lackofpussyphomia or sumn.”

lackofpussyphomia by browneyedbish November 16, 2021

lackofthreat 

A striker for Arsenal named Alexander Lacazette who provide little to no attacking input when called upon

Jimmy: hey Mike,how has Lacazette been playing lately?

Mike: Bro Lacazette does fuck all, should just change his name to lackofthreat.

lackofthreat by JuniorIsDownBad June 3, 2022

lackofbitchitis 

Terminal illness which is also contagious that originated from a recipient named 'eric'. symptoms include the lack of bitches and extreme white-ness.

“Eric suffers from Lackofbitchitis.”

lackofbitchitis by Ok…and? September 4, 2022

lackocoaster face 

pronounced (lack-oh-co-stir)
The face of pure disgust and disbelief your Mum (or any other member of you family or friends who is full of pride when it comes to furniture) make when you place a drink down on any special or expensive piece of furniture without a coaster underneath it.

Son: *puts coffee down on coffee table without a coaster*

Mum: Oh! *makes lackocoaster face* What is wrong with you!? There is an extreme lack of coaster-using in this house! That will stain!

Son: Ok Mum! calm down, there's no need to make your lackocoaster face!

lackocoaster face by Ffibi July 23, 2010

Lackogiggedy 

1.A Lack of sexual intercourse in ones life.
2.When your significant other is not doing their bedroom duties.

Man 1: Whats wrong with Gabe? He's been really irritated lately.

Man 2:Oh he's suffering from lackogiggedy, don't worry he'll be fine!

Lackogiggedy by Captain Cowhand December 18, 2009

Lackopussitis 

A terrible virus brought on by the unpleasant lack of interaction with female genitalia. Withdrawals may sometimes cause you to be in a confused state of mind, not being "On top of your game." Your judgement may be terribly affected, falling victim to what is known as "beer goggles." Do not be afraid. You may think your recent daydreams will never come true but stay calm, your day will come, Your dick will rise, and you will conquer the drought. There are no over the counter remedies, unless you are in the 'Red Light District'... My heart goes out to all who are affected

"Look at that cute ginger over there!"
"Bro are you serious?"
"What?"
"When was the last time you danced the horizontal hokey pokey?"
"Haha It's been like 4 months."
"Dude....I'm pretty sure you got Lackopussitis"

Lackopussitis by UNCLE SPLUNCH September 12, 2011