labia bumpers Share definition Flag When a man doesn't completely shave all of his pubic region and leaves a hairy area above the penis. "Guys at the gym laughed at my labia bumpers, but I told them the ladies love it." labia bumpers by Uromazing March 4, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the labia bumpers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch