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Kum Laak 

Kum Laak (also known as the Cum Demon) is a rogue entity from the ancient civilization of the Creators. He resembles a skeleton with a broken jaw, one of his hands being a claw like machine that can manipulate the laws of physics.
"Whoa, It's Kum Laak!"
"We should probably start running."
"Yeah..."
Kum Laak by ShiniiiHater69420 February 9, 2022
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laaksolahti

Place in finland that is for rich pepole or whealty ones a grate place to live in
you live in laaksolahti? you must be whealty and succsesful
laaksolahti by Yo21- October 23, 2018

Bryan Laake

To be a total chick magnet. To have the highest content of fame and prosperity. To be in the highest group of popular people in school.
Mate 1: Bruh I’m such a Bryan Laake
Mate 2: bruh shut that shit up erbody know yo dumbass ain’t got hoes for shit
Bryan Laake by thematteo318 April 10, 2019
The Thiccest man in the world with 2 c that's how thicc he is. not to mention his extra-long shlong that he will slap anyone in his way with to show complete dominance. Once you befriend a Laakea make sure to treat him well. Laakeas make really good boyfriends they are loyal and kind.
Ayo, you see Laakea over there no way he is going to pull all the girls.
laakea by Wasup February 18, 2021
This word means licking or sucking and it is to be used as a swear it also has multiple derivatives like you son of mlao'k
Black Jackson: fuck you u dropped my phone
White Jackson: kosomak Ana hlaa'k omak
Laa'k by The KoffeeBean May 27, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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