Kum Guzzler

Deragatory term used for fat piles that do nothing but suck dick and watch gay porn.

Bangs is sitting at his computer and is doing his every day routine, looking at gay porn. He sits back and thinks to himself, "not only am I a piece of shit but Imay be a Kum Guzzler also".

Tyler b and Tim v r hommies and realize they just love kum so much they will classify themselves as no good Kum Guzzlers

by Burtonlover December 19, 2009

kum lan

not smart, act of stupidity

you very kum lan leh, so easy also dunno.

by Marcus October 19, 2004

Kum and Go

When you take a slutty girl to a certain convient store, jerk off into her face, then pull a bang-bro (push her out of the car and speed off)

J-money: yo dawg im exhausted
Blazin Hazen: why niggat?
J-money: I just pulled a kum and go on that slut thats been blowin up my cellular device
Blazin Hazen: fo'real? u even pulled a bang-bro?
J-money: you know it!

by jliasb July 23, 2009

Kum Laak

Kum Laak (also known as the Cum Demon) is a rogue entity from the ancient civilization of the Creators. He resembles a skeleton with a broken jaw, one of his hands being a claw like machine that can manipulate the laws of physics.

"Whoa, It's Kum Laak!"
"We should probably start running."
"Yeah..."

by ShiniiiHater69420 February 9, 2022

Kum and go

When you go on omegle and convince a girl to show you her titties, you immediately cum, then leave

Yo Brian I just pulled a kum and go on this fine ass bitch last night

by Big thicc oof October 26, 2018

Ah-kum-bah

A roar-like expression most frequently used by a dominant alpha male while displaying his obviously superior physical strength to other males, or to himself in a mirror while flexing biceps.

As Terry confidently rolled up his sleeves to reveal his protruding biceps, he passionately gazed into his washroom mirror and asserted with a rumbling roar: "AH-KUM-BAHHHHH!"

by DatKneeGrow May 18, 2013

lil kum stan

usually, a grown gay man hating on Nicki Minaj (the queen of rap) . They honestly try their hardest to put down Nicki Minaj but always fail, like the sales of 9. They only bring up Nicki Minaj to keep their fave relevant. If you were to ever get into an argument with one just ask "how many sales did 9 do?"

chile a lil kum stan was in my mentions, i asked how many sales 9 did.

by marajxclip on twitter. July 11, 2020