Kum & Go

A convenience store which sells delicious Hot Dogs, Nacho Cheese, Gasoline, and a large selection of porn. It also has a name so offensive that you have to cover your kids eyes every time you pass by. The store is also commonly known as the Splooge & Speed, Jizz & Jog, Cum & Blow, Ejaculate & Evacuate, Spooge & Split, Bust a Nut & Bounce, Blow & Bail, Nut & Run, Ejaculate & Abdicate, Fuck & Duck, and the Jizz & Jet.

Oh my God honey, look at the name of that Convenience Store! What kind of monster would name it "Kum & Go"? There's kids in this town for Christ sake! Jesus, they might as well have named it the Splooge and Speed.

by McFergus February 27, 2015

Kum&Go

To leave abruptly after sex.

To spooge and split; fuck and flee; screw and skeedaddle; bang and blow; blow and goodbye.

Also for some reason a chain of convenience stores in Wyoming; formerly 7-11s.

I once was so busy that I had to Kum&Go behind the Kum&Go.

"Is that seriously what they're called?"

"For the last time, YES. Fucking google it!"

by Loaf&Jug April 14, 2014

Kum & go

To go to a person's place and have sex and leave directly after. Normally only lasting 10-15 minuets

That slut just did a kum & go

by Royal procelain throne November 27, 2016

kum-and-go

When someone has sex with another and then ghosts them.

Man, you can't just kum-and-go on a girl like that, at least send her a text message!

by Rusty Ralston March 23, 2021

kum n go

When an AMAB hold in a poop for so long that it accumulated enough mass that it stimulates the prostate enough on the way out to cause an ejaculation.

Kevin held in his poop for so long he ended up doing a kum n go in the toilet.

by Failstaff November 16, 2022