A safer and perhaps more effective alternative to brass knuckles. It's usually a lightweight aluminum stick no more than 6 inches long that you hold in your fist. You strike your assailant using a backfist jab motion in a pressure point to pretty much stun them. Legal in all 50 states and can fit on your keychain if you get the right type.
An ex-girlfriend of mine got some drunk guys at a party together and told them to kick my ass. All five of them confronted me outside the back porch and I took out my kubotan and struck the main guy in the temple with a kubotan. The rest of the people freaked out and left.
Shitty company that makes you work ridiculously long hours, six days a week because they can't keep their stupid assembly lines running smooth. One of the many perks of working there is you get to hear the damn robots going round and round over and over playing the same damn music day in and day out. One can only stand hearing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" beeped out in 8 bit format so many times before you nearly go insane.
The cash $$$$ is good though.
Damn, I've got monkey butt and blisters on my feet from working 13 1/2 hours a day, 6 days a week at Kubota. Someone take a sledge hammer to that damn robot over there that's been playing Tetris music for the past 9 hours straight. I can't wait for Sunday so I can have a day off to sleep all day and then get up and do it all over again!
Being completely addicted to the little orange almost useful tractors. Regardless of the amount of property you own. Willing to drop massive wads of cash because its got a color you like. If you like pretending your a farmer, and love getting lots of ass time just tooling around on your kubota tractor.
I asked Steve if he was excited for the weekend. He said he was because he just got the newest kubota implement, and he couldn’t wait to go kuboting.