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kryptonite dick

A dick with powerful powers of attraction however if you let alone see it not to mention touch or take a ride in it you will be cursed forever more. Hetero male equivalent kryptonite pussy
That guy flirting with you making you thirsty he’s married... with kids... a mortgage... two Sphinx cats... and a designer campervan.’ Kryptonite dick homewrecker dick
That girl sending you thirst traps that your friends baby mama or ex she got that kyrptonite pussy.
by chiaroscuro girl April 5, 2019
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Dick Kryptonite

To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.
Those girls have loads of dick kryptonite around their bellies, thighs and ass.
by A1bimmer May 11, 2023
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