2 definitions by chiaroscuro girl

commando date

When a guy tricks a girl into going on a date with him. Lies are obviously involved to get the girl there usually a group outing then when the girl shows up it's just one guy alone.

I went to the farwell John told me about he was the only one there it was a commando date.

by chiaroscuro girl April 8, 2010

kryptonite dick

A dick with powerful powers of attraction however if you let alone see it not to mention touch or take a ride in it you will be cursed forever more. Hetero male equivalent kryptonite pussy

That guy flirting with you making you thirsty he’s married... with kids... a mortgage... two Sphinx cats... and a designer campervan.’ Kryptonite dick homewrecker dick
That girl sending you thirst traps that your friends baby mama or ex she got that kyrptonite pussy.

by chiaroscuro girl April 5, 2019