kristie robertson smith

Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.

Kristie Robertson Smith is an amazing mother and wife.

by Urban Suburban Muva November 24, 2021

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the best, hottest, and smartest person ever. everyone loves her and has a crush on her.

Man: did you hear kristys back in town?
Other man: woah i gotta see her pretty face again

by random 72 yr old November 25, 2021

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Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.

Doing the #Kristy

by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021

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