Kraft Singles

Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.

All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck

Kraft Singles by Me ^____________^ April 24, 2009

Kraft Singles

A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)

Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me

Kraft Singles by Markei December 28, 2005

Kraft Singles

A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.

Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?

Kraft Singles by Jordan The PWNAGE Duddd March 31, 2007

Kraft Singles

When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"

That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.

Kraft Singles by Mark Laurito April 9, 2007

kraft singles bandit 

someone who steals cheese from a party

"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"

kraft singles bandit by lawl thomas November 7, 2009

Kraft singles American cheese 

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.

Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.

Kraft singles American cheese by Señorita.Estrellita August 28, 2018

The Kraft Singles Method 

When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.

"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"

The Kraft Singles Method by Pimp Daddy Sam January 5, 2021