a large male homosapien
ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs )
concave pectoral muscles

triangular shaped face
pink panther like

very unstable especially when under the influence
occasionally found with flat wet shit instead of hair

it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego Jacobus Speedstick Els

hobbies: Lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat

Is well-known for his bordering on retarded , senseless Facebook statii.
It once experimented with some Hydrogen Peroxide and his very own hair.(Eksperimentele foutjie)
It has been quoted saying : "I am the koos poep"

Only one male specimen (the Koos Poep) has been found thus far however a female specimen with an apparent common ancestor has been spotted once at Kirsty Bouch's house.

the Koos Poep by not till bauer at all May 27, 2009

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koos

the middle eastern word for pussy.not to be mistaken for cous cous. it is a rather vulgar way to describe the vagina.

lad: yo bitch, blow me
chick: naaah kid not before you kiss my koos

koos by Bad Man Clint July 22, 2007

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koos

Opposite of awesome, cool, or any like compliment or whatever

Koos pretty dumb u should ban him

koos by kooskoos1234 March 18, 2022

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Austin koos

Pretty much the best man alive! He loves hot chicks and getting boobs . he gets more girls then jesse zellers, jordan koos, and bj moss combined. All the girls dig him and he gets 12th graders and megan fox.

Austin koos

Austin koos by bill y bobbb October 19, 2010

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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