a large male homosapien
ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs )
concave pectoral muscles

triangular shaped face
pink panther like

very unstable especially when under the influence
occasionally found with flat wet shit instead of hair

it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego Jacobus Speedstick Els

hobbies: Lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat

Is well-known for his bordering on retarded , senseless Facebook statii.
It once experimented with some Hydrogen Peroxide and his very own hair.(Eksperimentele foutjie)
It has been quoted saying : "I am the koos poep"

Only one male specimen (the Koos Poep) has been found thus far however a female specimen with an apparent common ancestor has been spotted once at Kirsty Bouch's house.

the Koos Poep by not till bauer at all May 27, 2009

koos

the middle eastern word for pussy.not to be mistaken for cous cous. it is a rather vulgar way to describe the vagina.

lad: yo bitch, blow me
chick: naaah kid not before you kiss my koos

koos by Bad Man Clint July 22, 2007

koos

Opposite of awesome, cool, or any like compliment or whatever

Koos pretty dumb u should ban him

koos by kooskoos1234 March 18, 2022

Austin koos

Pretty much the best man alive! He loves hot chicks and getting boobs . he gets more girls then jesse zellers, jordan koos, and bj moss combined. All the girls dig him and he gets 12th graders and megan fox.

Austin koos

Austin koos by bill y bobbb October 19, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026